Les 4 Saisons Distribution - Heillecourt

A pretty standard pizza vending machine; the four-cheese pizza was far from good, but still edible. There were almost no vegetarian options, only two: the four-cheese and the Margherita, out of a total of 14 pizzas—less than 15% of the menu. The pizza was very expensive for the quality of its ingredients. A similar vending machine, but run by an Italian shop in Rouen, offers pizzas for €1 to €2 less, with Italian cheese and cured meats, which isn't the case here. I'm sure the manager can do better; let's hope so!

The pizzas are good and the ingredients are high quality. On the Munster pizza, for example, the bacon pieces are generous, but they could be better distributed throughout the pizza. On the other hand, I find it a shame that the menu changes so little, which quickly becomes repetitive and loses its appeal for regular customers. Another negative point: the promotional text messages like "buy 3 pizzas, get the 4th free" are appealing, but the vending machine has often been half empty since last Saturday. Four items are missing, especially the dessert pizza. Several items are regularly out of stock, which severely limits the selection and sometimes prevents customers from taking advantage of the offers.

It's a vending machine

Tonight, I'm trying this vending machine for the first time... Unfortunately, first and last time! My mother told me she'd gone once and been disappointed... but tonight I'm alone with my 7-year-old daughter. We're coming from a small event, it's already 7 pm, and the vending machine is 5 minutes from home... so I give in and decide to form my own opinion. 👀 I chose a goat cheese and honey pizza to share between two. What a disappointment! 😒 First of all, there's chicken on the goat cheese and honey pizza... who does that?? It's supposed to be a pizza that's accessible to vegetarians, right? Well, I'm not a vegetarian, so okay, never mind the chicken... yes, but three-quarters of the pieces are inedible anyway because they're charred and therefore dry with a burnt taste... just great! 👌🙄 It adds NOTHING to your pizza (except for that burnt taste), so just remove that darn chicken from the recipe, everyone will thank you 👍 There were also olives listed among the ingredients… literally 3 tiny olives on the pizza 😅 and now let's talk about the honey… where is the honey, anyway??? Not a single centimeter of that damn pizza smelled of honey, we had to add some at home… (or just put some in there because I really doubt it was there originally!!) At first I thought there was some because there was like a puddle of grease on the pizza… I finally tasted it and thought, "No way, the honey is concentrated only in the middle…" oh no 😅 wrong! It was definitely greasy because there was still no honey flavor... and hello to the ton of grease (see photo). As for the crust, it wasn't too bad, but it was uneven. One side had puffed-up edges that were nice to eat, while the other side had thin edges that were, again, inedible, like cardboard. My daughter, who isn't usually a picky eater when it comes to pizza, ate a slice and a half before refusing, saying she was disappointed because it wasn't good, you couldn't taste the honey, and all that grease disgusted her! She barely ate anything! But I can't blame her because she's absolutely right. She did ask me why I chose this pizza... well, because you and I usually love goat cheese and honey, and anyway, half the pizzas on the menu weren't available... in short. Avoid it! 🫣